You know you've been RVing for awhile when...

1. Your kids (even the baby), give hand signals to strangers to help them back up their trucks.  (This has caused some major confusion on the stranger's parts!)

2. Throwing a formal dinner party, complete with a theme and creative table setting, sounds like a great idea!  (I miss my people and hosting!)

3. Wearing the same cloths twice is required, three times is common, and jeans have unlimited wears.

4. When saying, "I want to go home." your kid is referring to the RV.

5. Your kids hair constantly smells like camp fire smoke.

6. Your 4 year old defines friends in the following manor. *If we play together, we are just playing.  *If I ask you if you want to be friends and you say "yes", we are friends.  *If we play with each other long enough for me to remember your name, we are friends for life and I will mail you letters and invite you to my birthday party in Texas.

7. Your 4 year old asks  you weekly, "Where do we live now?"

8. You automatically walk extra softly at night, so the house shaking doesn't wake the kids.

9. Driving an F350, diesel, dually without anything hooked up to it, feels like driving a mini cooper.

10. Most conversations with new people, start like this..."So, where y'all from?"

11. You haven't seen a single TV show is WEEKS!

12.  You would pawn your kids off on just about anyone with a kind face, in order to have a few minutes to yourselves.

13. Anything over 1000sqft just seems excessive.

14. Your house is cleanest on moving day.

15. Your husband's face more closely resembles a buffalo, then a human.  (Joe's gone without a hair cut or shave since we left on the trip.)

16. Your kid knows and can execute the entire process of setting up and breaking down the RV.

17. When planning your weekly meals, you mainly just ask yourself one question, "Will this all fit in my fridge?".

18.  You could survive on a deserted island for the rest of your lives with only all the crap you have in your truck at all times.  (Jackets, snacks, old snacks, toys, endless pairs of shoes, pocket knives, etc.)



19. You look forward to going to Walmart. (Familiar and everywhere)

20. You are all really, really happy.


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